Conan's Back!!

I hope you all supported Conan tonight who's back on late night. I f*cking LOVE Conan....though not in a homosexual away. I know, I know Conan, I'm sorry, you'll get over it. For those of you who fell in love with Conan at the beginning, you might have become addicted because of one great detail...his relationship with Andy Richter..........man would it be great to have that again....well guess what???? ANDY'S BACK! "You mean like Halloween?" (Cabin Boy) I'm VERY excited about this. Tonight's guests were Will Ferrell (amazing as always) and the musical guest was Pearl Jam............now,.......I think Pearl Jam is great,....but am I alone in that I never have any idea what the hell Eddie Vedder is saying? I mean seriously. I'm a HUGE lyric fan,...and I would really love to catch more than 3 words in the song. 

The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Seen...

Right,...so we're all on summer diets, right? In fact, that might be the very first time that I've been able to start and end a sentence with the same word and I'm pretty excited about it. But back on track, I want to help you to steer clear of the scams out there. I've always been skeptical about weight loss products and systems. You've seen the ads....skinny people holding out a pair of jeans to illustrate how fat they used to be, but you know that they've never been fat. There's also the images of people who have clearly been photoshopped, stretched, etc. BUT THIS! is absolutely the worst ad ever....

That's right.....a DRAWING.....a before and after drawing!!?? "I'm not fat, I'm just drawn that way!?" Please. *Slaps Forehead*